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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Leslie Nielsen


"I have a fart machine that I usually bring with me. I was at a bar once, going down toward the john, and these two guys were in a confrontation and things were getting a little dicey. As I got in between the two of them, I said, "Where's the john? Is it straight back there?" Fffffhpppppffffft. Well, these guys look at each other and then look at me, and they both start laughing. Fight was over."

A great Canadian legend and will be remembered as so.

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